"World,Hold On! "

Yes.I know the title is a cheap rip off of Bob Sinclair Chart Topper.Life's A Bitch.Deal With It.

Isint it Weird That that its Bob Sinclair and not Sinclaire?("Claire Bennet" -Heroes,"Claire's"(making Pre-Pube tweens go *WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!*in 27 different countries and counting)

Why Are All the Best House Producers French anyway? (Eg.David Guetta,Daft Punk, Bob Sinclaire/Sinclair)

And Here i was thinking all the french do is Bitch about Carla Bruni,Grow Their Pit Hair and Hold Their Pinkies Very Gay Like.

Who knew they could make spazzy fist pumping music ,between all the au revoir-ing and oui-ing (oui-yes)( in case u didnt know is pronouced "weee" so you can pretty much imagine how french porn is going to be like.)

C'mon Its Not Like I'm Napoleon or Sumthing.We have a lot to be grateful to the French for.
French Fries,French Bread,French Kissing,Marie Antoinette, Bebe Lily...

Where would estrogen testosterone pumped lovers run off to?,How Would the world be if there was no phallus shaped Eiffel Tower,Where would Emily and Ross get married!?!?!?!??!(no wait,that was London,scratch that)Which Language would Edith Piaff Sing In?What country would Mata Hari Prostitute/Spy For?


Anyway, I'm Light-years Away from where i started and despite popular opinion im a nice person
So going to conclude with a few french phrases which we're bound to use everyday...



ta mere es un tutu qui portes une chat!
("you're mother is a tutu wearing cat")

tu ressembles à un piece da shit
("you look like shit")

tu es une grosse dame dans un costume de singe, y faire face
("You're a fat lady in a monkey suit,deal with it")


Pass the Bum Hacher la crème glacée, s'il vous plaît
("Pass The Bumchop ice cream,please")

Eeeewww ... Je n'aime pas comment c'est grand!
("EEEEEWWW... i dont Care How big it is!")


Its 12:32 local time and 21:33 in Paris and ive been squirming around in dhanurasana for like 4 hours now.
Safe to say i wont be blogging for a while now.

Arravedeci.Au Revoir.à plus tard alligator.
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Translations: Rash Rashid,Resident Wailer And Pain In the Posterior.
xO.