Well,The New Year has finally dawned on us.
As much as you try and cling on to April 24th or December 23rd you are still thrust forward to Dec 31st.
So much for holding on to dear life.
The Beginning Of The End.The End Of the Beginning.Of The End The Beginning.
So how did yours truly's start her day off you ask? Ohkay fine,maybe you didnt ask.That doesnt stop me from telling you anyway.
- Loosing count of brush strokes while reading TABLOID!
- Mildly surprised by the fact that an article titled "NOUGHTY OR NICE-music videos of the last decade" actually included 2 of my favs ('Weapon of choice'-FatboySlim and 'Here It Goes Again'-OkGo!
- Going all "Holy Mother Of Goose" after realizing that i havent gone on Facebook for 7 HOURS!
- Usual morning tea while mailing my doppelganger.(wiki my pretties)
- Pretending to nerd while male paternal unit flutters and flits about doing god knows what.
- Secretly listening to Tokio Hotel's Automatic while trying to memorize symptoms of Schizophrenia.
- Realizing that my destiny is NOT to become psychiatrist,pyschologist or an asyluminist so why bother learning.
- Realizing "OMFG!" i havent gone on facebook the past hour! (To say i'm an addict would be a gross understatement.
We the only difference from this daily ritual is that i googled "2010 prediction for pisceans"(yes,im one of the many fish people along with einstein,drew barrymore and jesu christo)
Being the 12th sign sorta blows 'coz "Friday"(Gulf News) does'nt publish your star sign's prediction until Jan1st.('Tis A Conspiracy I Tell You!)
So while the Librans and the Geminis party it up. The Aquarians,The Capris and Pisceans shudder collectively over their uncertain future.
We have a lot to be grateful to 2009 for.
iphone.lady gaga.SNL/justin timberlakes version of the "single ladies".The consequent ruination/urination of the already successful parody by that jonas brother with the nice hair.Dubai Metro (inaugarated 09.09.09 at the 9:09:09:09).The resulting Old Black Shoe tournaments.
I could Go On.Infact I think I WILL go on.
SarahPalin.Tina Fey's Impression of SarahPalin.Since we're on the subject of clueless presidential candidates.Shout Out To Mike Huckabee,who without any inhibitions quoted if he had to chose between science and religion would gladly pick religion.Kudos! to you.Chris Brown "Domesticating" Rihanna,finally!.Youtube's NigaHiga's potrayal of the incident which is even funnier.Kesha's TikTok and her latest Blah,Blah,Blah.
There are a lot of "stuff" that happened during the course of the year.
Some Good.Mostly Bad.Almost all of them entertaining.
So make those frowns upside down ,do the chicken dance,while clinking glasses and kissing sweethearts.But always remember,as the sun rises again tommorow its just another ordinary day in this sad pathetic rat race.
Happy '10!
Shalom.
(Point To Be Noted:Excessive Head Bobbing WILL Get You A Neck Sprain.)