MasiOka.HiroNakamura.SteveCarell.MaxwellSmart.AntonyHopkins.HannibalLecter.

OMFG!!

What the fuck is Hiro Nakamura Doing On "GetSmart"?

I must have seen the movie like,maybe ONCE.Never noticed him before.Then again,i was distracted by Steve Carrel's awesome-ness! Even though he was better in "The Office" (The US version.The Uk version is what the British would call Horse Piss)

Hiro Nakamura is the Cutest Jap ive ever seen. Well except for The Pheonix Sun's Yuta Tabuse.

No way,Nakamura is WAY Cuter.

Maybe It those cheeks.You Gotta Love The Cheeks.Irresistable.

Hmm...I could totally go Hannibal on them.

Dont even get me started on Hannibal Lecter.

Arrival Of The Heralding Of The New Year

Well,The New Year has finally dawned on us.
As much as you try and cling on to April 24th or December 23rd you are still thrust forward to Dec 31st.
So much for holding on to dear life.
The Beginning Of The End.The End Of the Beginning.Of The End The Beginning.

So how did yours truly's start her day off you ask? Ohkay fine,maybe you didnt ask.That doesnt stop me from telling you anyway.

• Loosing count of brush strokes while reading TABLOID!
• Mildly surprised by the fact that an article titled "NOUGHTY OR NICE-music videos of the last decade" actually included 2 of my favs ('Weapon of choice'-FatboySlim and 'Here It Goes Again'-OkGo!
• Going all "Holy Mother Of Goose" after realizing that i havent gone on Facebook for 7 HOURS!
• Usual morning tea while mailing my doppelganger.(wiki my pretties)
• Pretending to nerd while male paternal unit flutters and flits about doing god knows what.
• Secretly listening to Tokio Hotel's Automatic while trying to memorize symptoms of Schizophrenia.
• Realizing that my destiny is NOT to become psychiatrist,pyschologist or an asyluminist so why bother learning.
• Realizing "OMFG!" i havent gone on facebook the past hour! (To say i'm an addict would be a gross understatement.

Which brings me to this moment.Tea now cold.Dregs Settled.Psych Text Abandoned and Tokio Hotel still going in the background.

We the only difference from this daily ritual is that i googled "2010 prediction for pisceans"(yes,im one of the many fish people along with einstein,drew barrymore and jesu christo)

Being the 12th sign sorta blows 'coz "Friday"(Gulf News) does'nt publish your star sign's prediction until Jan1st.('Tis A Conspiracy I Tell You!)

So while the Librans and the Geminis party it up. The Aquarians,The Capris and Pisceans shudder collectively over their uncertain future.

We have a lot to be grateful to 2009 for.

iphone.lady gaga.SNL/justin timberlakes version of the "single ladies".The consequent ruination/urination of the already successful parody by that jonas brother with the nice hair.Dubai Metro (inaugarated 09.09.09 at the 9:09:09:09).The resulting Old Black Shoe tournaments.

I could Go On.Infact I think I WILL go on.

SarahPalin.Tina Fey's Impression of SarahPalin.Since we're on the subject of clueless presidential candidates.Shout Out To Mike Huckabee,who without any inhibitions quoted if he had to chose between science and religion would gladly pick religion.Kudos! to you.Chris Brown "Domesticating" Rihanna,finally!.Youtube's NigaHiga's potrayal of the incident which is even funnier.Kesha's TikTok and her latest Blah,Blah,Blah.

There are a lot of "stuff" that happened during the course of the year.
Some Good.Mostly Bad.Almost all of them entertaining.

So make those frowns upside down ,do the chicken dance,while clinking glasses and kissing sweethearts.But always remember,as the sun rises again tommorow its just another ordinary day in this sad pathetic rat race.

Happy '10!

Shalom.


(Point To Be Noted:Excessive Head Bobbing WILL Get You A Neck Sprain.)

That Sync-cing Feeling <3

Love’s a weird feeling.

The Effects are varied.

To some its rainbows and “futter-blies”.Pillow Fights and Candied cotton.

To me its this constant stomach ache, no flavor of ENO can cure.

Ah,Young Love.

Dedicated to anyone who’s as ridiculously happy as I am.

And To You, You know who you are.

Je T'aime

Rant #86 :Wikipedia And Then Some

Wikipedia Should Be A Religion.

I've learnt more from an evening with Wik than i have from 12 yrs of schooling.

They will re-name the history portal after me,already.Any Day Now.You'll See.

=_=

I mean where else will you know that rasputin was stabbed,shot,poisoned and drowned (in no particular order)

If It wasnt for wiki, i would still think that Ménage à trois is a French Dessert.

If it wasnt for wiki,i wouldnt know that Leighton Meester of the "Gossip Girl" was born in a prison.

I mean,How Wild is that!... makes me R-E-S-P-E-C-T Blair more!
All those Serena Supporters there,Go SUck an Egg!


Anyways,The other day after like 6 hours of Facebooking,4 hours of Youtubing and an hour of cartoonnetworkHQ.com-ing.I did sumthing really Naughty!

I wiki-ed Wikipedia! Wild Right?
(X,you devil you...)

anyway after XTREME scrolling,ive learnt,

• "wiki" is Hawaiian for "quick"
• Its a cheap rip-off another encyclopedia project,Nupedia

Are'nt all of the world's greatest "Stuff"(by "stuff" i mean all names,places animals things yada yada yada) mere facismiles of other people lesser original creations?

Examples
Facebook (A very Pimple faced zuckerberg "anu-malik'd" the idea from ConnectU,a company owned by fellow haravd-ites) (Moral of the story:Be Nice To Nerds,You Might Work For Them One Day)

Anu Malik, who plagerizes as much as he facebooks.

Flo Rida Feat.Unknown Female no one cares about-Right Round is a blasphemous copy of the psychadelic "you spin me right round (like a record)" by new wave band Dead Or Alive.

Ice Ice Baby-Vanilla Ice.Its Vanilla Ice. Need I Say More?

Anyways, The Iconic bassline of ice ice baby is just a lil TOO similar to Queen's-Under Pressure.
Who RIPPED it off David Bowie BTW!

originalVersion :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8BxbdQqMRE

EMI records wont let us share the video as they dont want this montrosity to leave the '90s

Jim Carrey Version:White White Baby!!



Back to where i was,

• The spainards got pissed with the english centric Wikipedia,so they created their own Encyclopedia Libre.
• The 20 Most viewed articles of Wikipedia

1. Wiki
2. The Beatles
3. Micheal Jackson
4. Youtube
5. Favicon
6. Wikipedia
7. Obama
8. Deaths in 2009
9. Facebook
10. WorldWarII
11. Twitter
    
12. Lil Wayne
13. Transformers
14. Slumdog millionaire
15. Current Events Portal
16. India
17. Transformers 2
18. Scrubs (tv series)
19. United States
20. Adolf Hitler

A beautiful falafel sandwich awaits.
Word to your mother!
Toodles,my precious!

"World,Hold On! "

Yes.I know the title is a cheap rip off of Bob Sinclair Chart Topper.Life's A Bitch.Deal With It.

Isint it Weird That that its Bob Sinclair and not Sinclaire?("Claire Bennet" -Heroes,"Claire's"(making Pre-Pube tweens go *WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!*in 27 different countries and counting)

Why Are All the Best House Producers French anyway? (Eg.David Guetta,Daft Punk, Bob Sinclaire/Sinclair)

And Here i was thinking all the french do is Bitch about Carla Bruni,Grow Their Pit Hair and Hold Their Pinkies Very Gay Like.

Who knew they could make spazzy fist pumping music ,between all the au revoir-ing and oui-ing (oui-yes)( in case u didnt know is pronouced "weee" so you can pretty much imagine how french porn is going to be like.)

C'mon Its Not Like I'm Napoleon or Sumthing.We have a lot to be grateful to the French for.
French Fries,French Bread,French Kissing,Marie Antoinette, Bebe Lily...

Where would estrogen testosterone pumped lovers run off to?,How Would the world be if there was no phallus shaped Eiffel Tower,Where would Emily and Ross get married!?!?!?!??!(no wait,that was London,scratch that)Which Language would Edith Piaff Sing In?What country would Mata Hari Prostitute/Spy For?


Anyway, I'm Light-years Away from where i started and despite popular opinion im a nice person
So going to conclude with a few french phrases which we're bound to use everyday...



ta mere es un tutu qui portes une chat!
("you're mother is a tutu wearing cat")

tu ressembles à un piece da shit
("you look like shit")

tu es une grosse dame dans un costume de singe, y faire face
("You're a fat lady in a monkey suit,deal with it")


Pass the Bum Hacher la crème glacée, s'il vous plaît
("Pass The Bumchop ice cream,please")

Eeeewww ... Je n'aime pas comment c'est grand!
("EEEEEWWW... i dont Care How big it is!")


Its 12:32 local time and 21:33 in Paris and ive been squirming around in dhanurasana for like 4 hours now.
Safe to say i wont be blogging for a while now.

Arravedeci.Au Revoir.à plus tard alligator.
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Translations: Rash Rashid,Resident Wailer And Pain In the Posterior.
xO.